dis aint me u hoe
awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

fugaazi:

This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen

fugaazi:

This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen

I think it’s weird that teenage girls know more about giving blowjobs than they do about masturbation. It makes me sick to my stomach that so many young girls think sex is just about a guy finishing.

Elizabeth Olsen

My gurl

(via ine-vest)

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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thepacificrimjob:

snorlaxatives:

MY CITY GOT A NEW STREETCAR SYSTEM AND IM SCREAMING AT THIS HEADLINE

"UA football team members said they didn’t know anything about the C.L.I.T.T. but promised to look into it when they got home"

thepacificrimjob:

snorlaxatives:

MY CITY GOT A NEW STREETCAR SYSTEM AND IM SCREAMING AT THIS HEADLINE

"UA football team members said they didn’t know anything about the C.L.I.T.T. but promised to look into it when they got home"

officialcherhorowitz:

"pizza is great but I can’t stand the crust"

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